He is 'The Make-Up Wearing One'. Allow me to introduce you to... Andy

After stepping into the fold via his work colleague Jack, Andy quickly established himself as the man that loves to parade the town with a touch of eyeliner upon his peepers, despite telling everyone that he was born with such a delight.

Whilst Andy is one of the quiet members of the gang, he often indulges in the odd bout of mayhem by throwing ice-cubes at unsuspecting antelope that he claims to have seen outside the local Odeon cinema.

Andy loves nothing better than to strum his guitar whilst sat in only his slippers which may not seem strange to some, only for the fact he tends to be in the middle of Argos whilst "performing". That said, Andy is a gallant servant to the human race and encourages people to stoke his ear should you see him in public... Let us learn a tad more about Andy, with answers from his very own lips...

Full Name: Andy Pandy

Known As: Andy... he with the eyeliner

Interests: Playing guitar & studying door hinges

Likes: The selection of eyeliners available in Debenhams

Dislikes: Halfords, as they do not stock eyeliner

Favourite Song: Pass The Dutchie - Musical Youth

Favouite Film: Pricilla, Queen of the Desert

Ambition: To wear lipstick in public without getting doggin's

Perfect Woman: Anyone made of rubber

Hero: Julian Clary

Favourite Drink: Jack & Coke

Favourite Pub/Club: The Hatchet

Favourite Book: 100 Ways to Apply Eyeliner

Who Do You Look Like: Singer from The Manic Street Preachers

Most Embarrassing Moment: Going out without my eyeliner on

Favourite Saying: Do my eyes look good in this?

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